Rice and beans lopnik

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/17/2020 at 23:13 • Filed to: fartlopnik

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I’ve been doing meal prep lately. This is lunch for the next three days

I’m gonna be so farty.

Just Jeepin' > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/17/2020 at 23:19

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A few years ago I decided to buy some of my favorite cheap ramen from when I was in college. Top Ramen, beef flavor. Cheap, delicious when prepared correctly (you add the ramen to boiling water, don’t heat it together).

Dear heavens did I get farty. Terrible. Had to give it up.

But now that I’m not going out in public...maybe I can live with that. I miss it.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/17/2020 at 23:27

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So you’re running on wind power for the next few days, I see. 

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/17/2020 at 23:30

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Great social distancing food (I've been eating a lot of beans lately too)

TheRealBicycleBuck > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/17/2020 at 23:50

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Beans and Rice. Staples of the hispanic diet. We eat a lot of them in our household.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/17/2020 at 23:51

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Don’t do what I did the other day. Had a whole tin of baked beans, then later had chicken jalfrezi (really good, spicier than usual), in bed later that night my duvet was waving up and down like a massive sea swell. 

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/18/2020 at 00:02

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That looks more like beans and rice.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/18/2020 at 00:17

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Looks good.  The rice always pulls it together.  I almost can’t imagine beans without rice anymore.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/18/2020 at 00:40

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compressed natural gas, actually

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/18/2020 at 00:59

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Yeah, well your gas is a bit too compressed then since your relief valve keeps going off. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/18/2020 at 01:04

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Have You ever tried to light a fart?